1. Thou shall have no favorite game before me.
2. Don’t carve any image into the fairway or green with your golf cart.
3. You will not be given a nickname in vain.
4. Remember to play on the Sabbath day and any other day possible, just not by yourself because that just sucks.
5. When you have the honor, tee it high and let it fly.
6. You shall not murder your playing opponent, just the ball.
7. You shall not commit adultery by playing softball.
8. Thou shall only steal the flag after a hole in one is made.
9. You shall not bear false witness on your scorecard.
10. You shall not covet thy neighbor’s Driver, Wedge, Iron Set, Putter or Shark Attack Golf Gear.
